alanaisreading:

I feel sorry for non-Commonwealth countries right now.  Because there was just a giant kilt and they lifted it and John Barrowman came out from underneath it and sang about Scotland and there were dancing Tunnocks teacakes and an inflatable Nessie, and it was just beautiful and ridiculous.

Reminds anyone of the Vancouver 2010 Closing Ceremony “Made in Canada” parade?

that-guy-called-scott:

ITS IN GLASGOW, SCOTLAND!!!!

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IT’S WHEN THE COUNTRIES OF THE COMMONWEALTH COME TOGETHER FOR A BIG FIGHT TO PLEASE THE QUEEN!!!

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NO AMERICA!!!

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HERE’S THE LOGO!!!

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OUR MASCOT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WEED IN THE WORLD!!!

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(if you insult it, Scotland will put you on the…

…lemme restart my system to watch it.

theinternethassexwithitself:

Get ready guys - this wee fella is going to steal your hearts in the next half an hour.

Don’t worry, he did!

theinternethassexwithitself:

Get ready guys - this wee fella is going to steal your hearts in the next half an hour.

Don’t worry, he did!

peppapigvevo:

beharie-nyongo:

My fucking life

*cries softly*


Sigh

peppapigvevo:

beharie-nyongo:

My fucking life

*cries softly*

Sigh

(Source: charlesrengel)

Well, for us Australians, if Global Warming isn’t an issue, winter for us Melbournians may as well be like this in a handful of years…
…we’re battling global warming too well!!!

Well, for us Australians, if Global Warming isn’t an issue, winter for us Melbournians may as well be like this in a handful of years…

…we’re battling global warming too well!!!

In political news…

k-eke:

-Eating

-dancing

-Eating

-dancing

Routine des oiseaux :B

Imagine the music for this building into a full-on rock cover.

rogue-halfling:

I will use

XD

(Source: poyzn)

acidocasualidad:

50 years later

…how does Ash stay young again?

acidocasualidad:

50 years later

…how does Ash stay young again?

withabang:

Lee Lin Chin - World News Australia

How far she’s gone. Clever and startling retrospective ever.

withabang:

Lee Lin Chin - World News Australia

How far she’s gone. Clever and startling retrospective ever.

(Source: ichthyologist)

highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

So is Putin?

*gets shot in the heart, flatlines*

(Source: logotv)

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

"Milk and Cookie Manhattan for the sweetheart in the tweed coat?"

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

"Milk and Cookie Manhattan for the sweetheart in the tweed coat?"

xurvos:

lolshtus:

Transformers, Oreos In Disguise



I can imagine a gag like this - if a human tries to eat them, he’ll stun them in self defence.

xurvos:

lolshtus:

Transformers, Oreos In Disguise

I can imagine a gag like this - if a human tries to eat them, he’ll stun them in self defence.

yousexybastardsamwinchester:

We don’t fuck around with spiders in our city.

I Stitch you not, I hope Australia’s firefighters are well equipped for acts of insanity like this.

yousexybastardsamwinchester:

We don’t fuck around with spiders in our city.

I Stitch you not, I hope Australia’s firefighters are well equipped for acts of insanity like this.

(Source: spermbanker)

psyducked:

now we’re talking

"For when anyone is hungry, high, broke and desperate." Who and where is that person?

psyducked:

now we’re talking

"For when anyone is hungry, high, broke and desperate." Who and where is that person?

(Source: therussianlife)